- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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