- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

poop.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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