- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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