- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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