have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Tim likes girls

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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