You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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