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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why is the ground wet It rained

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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