What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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women rights

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Anti Joke

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