- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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