- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faithful men.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

breasts

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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