- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's big and long? My dick.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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