- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Waffles ate my grandma

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What? Yes.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

James Patrick Campbell

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