- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

women's rights.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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