Knock knock *open*

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Water? I hardly know her.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Wigan.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What is funnier than 24 69

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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