- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

black people

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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