- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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