- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PENIS that is all

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Womens rights

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Basically

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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