What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

j.p. is dumb

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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