- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

irish man drinking john smiths

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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