Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Tommy got neutered.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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