Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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