An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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