- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

guess what what that wasnt it

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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