Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

it was all Tagart

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Stop Iran! We need the money.

who is awesome? no one...

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Anti-jokes are funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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