- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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