whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Your face

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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