Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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PENIS

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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