How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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