- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

An Aisian failed a test

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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