- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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