- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Internet Explorer

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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