- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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