- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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