- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Caramel Boing.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

identical jokes get different votes.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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