A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Jimmy Saville

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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