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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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