what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Dyslexia ruels!

Justin Bieber hits puberty

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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