- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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