What's a good joke? Not this one.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

James Patrick Campbell

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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