- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why so serious ?

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Your dads dead. lol

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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