Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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