What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

penis. nuff said.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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