Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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