- Anti Joke

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel