What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Me Neither.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Go away still nothing to see

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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