What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Women's rights.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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