What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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im saul and i love cock

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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