- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Racial Equality

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

People...

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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