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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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