A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Tilt your screen back .

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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