- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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