- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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