how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Misner is a twat.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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