- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Jimmy Saville

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

This is a joke.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

whats polish and black a polish black person

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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