Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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