What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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