- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

you suck

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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