- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A fish swims up your penis...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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