- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what is orange? an orange

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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