- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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