- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

the holocaust

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

kcuf read it backwards

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Women's rights

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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