- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Latvia isn't a joke

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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