Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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