Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

You know what's funny? A well told joke

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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