What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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