- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

say it ten times fast: oh

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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