- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

knock knock who's there? hope

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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