Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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