- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

OIO

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

The game.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

black people

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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