A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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I read the terms of service.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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