- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Women's rights.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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