Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

why girl die cancer

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Continents are large islands.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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