- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

I have suicidal thoughts

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

i have a christmas tree.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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