how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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MySpace.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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