How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's big and long? My dick.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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