how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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T u r n i p s

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Heskey time.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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