What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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race-car = rac-ecar

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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