What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's half of 8? o

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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