A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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