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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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