4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

My Butthole.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What did the president do for the people? ...

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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