- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.