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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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