- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Nickelback

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Barack Obama

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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