One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

A hill billy went fishing

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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