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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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