- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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