Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Your mom.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Loperson

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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