- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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