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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

i am a dino. RAWR.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why? Why not?

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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