Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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White NBA players.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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