- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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