Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Anti Joke

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