- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I? Everett

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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