Not a joke.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Daniel is a fag

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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