Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

what's black? a lot of things.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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