Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What is your bill about? Clinton

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

PENIS that is all

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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