- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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