Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

thumb_up thumb_down +15

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

911 jokes are just plane wrong

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops