Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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