- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Not a joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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